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10:29:03 pm on December 3, 2006 | # |
I saw a commercial from Crest today about how some mechanical toothbrush they have is the best give you can give this Christmas. Given, I think they meant it as a gift for your teeth, but it got me thinking, nonetheless.
I have a step-brother. He isn’t my favorite person in this world for a number of reasons. He is a dirty person (i.e. he doesn’t practice proper, daily hygiene (i.e.e. he is stinky)). That said, the commercial got me thinking along the lines of giving the gift of tooth brushing. You read that right: tooth brushing.
Think about it. We buy people jelly of the month club stuff for people for Christmas. You can do wine, cheese and probably even motor oil. Why not tooth brushing? It is an untapped industry, really. You could just sign someone up (my stinky step-brother) and viola! He gets a knock on the door twice a day with some guy and a tooth brush ready to get some cleaning done.
Of course, you might think, “What’s going to make him go along with some random guy showing up at his front door to brush his teeth?”. I already thought about that. As with any service that could prove to be potentially dangerous (CSI, Endangered Species Tracking, Emu wrangling, Politics), you would have to send some sort of armed personnel along to make sure that your money is well spent.
Unfortunately, I do not have anything for the other areas of hygiene such as washing one’s body or washing one’s clothes. But, I do think I am onto something. He better watch out.